For sale: a TV. Price: 40K. The user reviews cracked me up.
"I used the voice controls and I asked it: "TV, TV on the wall, who’s the baddest Mother@#$%^% of them all?" And it replied: "I am.""
I don’t think I’m interesting enough for snapchat
If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.
Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.
If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.
Drowning in my own thoughts. Someone throw me a life vest.
And I will add you to my masterlist!